"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
saying that something gives you a “lady boner” is totes acceptable but saying something makes you wet is hella taboo hmm wonder why that is
i just wanna say “suck my clit” in public without the world screeching to a halt and my grandmother dying
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
True Love = Getting punched in the face and instead of getting angry, complimenting her skills.
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
it has been 16 years and i still don’t know what to do with my hands during pictures
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this: