I have no idea and I’m sorry
You should be - because I literally pee’d from laughing so hard. And now my husband won’t shut the hell up about it!
(via sa-lvation)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via teenagah)
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
(Source: venipede, via shakelamayxo)
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
(Source: sfux, via shakelamayxo)